Friday, 14 July 2017

THE NEED FOR PSYCHIATRIC TEST FOR NIGERIAN POLITICAL ASPIRANTS AND POLITICIANS by SHABA MAFU.

The former Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mrs Farida Waziri had sometimes ago urged that anyone vying for any political positions in Nigeria must subject himself or herself to psychiatric test to ascertain their mental balance before taking up public responsibilities. She predicated this workable recommendation on the belief that what prevails in the political clime in Nigeria has transcended the ills of mere corruption to mental imbalance among many Nigerian politicians. She wondered about the excesses of politicians in their blatant misbehavior in the diversion of the public wealth into their private pockets/accounts by stealing beyond human comprehension. She lamented how a typical Nigerian politician occupying a public position would loot the commonwealth to build or buy mansions in choice places in each continent of the world…houses, which eventually neither he nor his generation would ever use till they die. Ironically, when he even travels to these same places where he bought these mansions, he won’t sleep in there; he would rather lodge in hotels with blazing costs from same public coffers where he stole from.
I buy perfectly to the opinion of Mrs. Farida Waziri because sometimes I personally become perturbed over the maniacal behavior of these politicians who steal from their fatherland and waste the looted resources in building other continents, only to come back again, using parts of the loot to campaign and solicit for votes during elections, from impoverished, frustrated and famished electorates. This is a vicious cycle deliberately and careful drawn to perpetuate retrogression in their very fatherland, Nigeria. This is prodigality, byzantine madness in its clearest terms. These megalomaniacs emerge from an electoral constituency they had once promised to develop with their constituency project votes when elected into their various political positions. Truly, I am yet to clearly see or even understand what that constituency project votes stand to actualize, as touted in their political chambers of complexity.
 My Local Government is currently only the Local Government maintaining its oldest name in Nigeria since creation (guess the local government). All other Local Governments have been split into different local governments with various names for developmental purposes, but the Methuselah-status of mine has not only been maintained but also reputed to be one of the most backward Local Governments as well. Undoubtedly, this Local Government has received several federal allocations for the purpose of development, at the least, through the elected political representatives it has produced. Yet it is obviously one of the most backward and wretched LGAs in the annals of Nigerian history. Where are inputs of the politicians this Local Government has produced all these years? What have they done with the budget for constituency from the federal allocations? These politicians gallivant without a prick in their conscience, just exactly as a madman would wander about enjoying the public gaze of his nakedness by the inquisitive crowd, without a blink of shame from him.
The constituencies where these politicians belong are as underdeveloped as they have ever been since the enthronement of the hard-earned democracy in Nigeria.  The attitude of these fraudsters in political garb is an inherent ailment, a gene of corruption cutting through and across socio-biological and chronological history. Politicking and corruption is now a cult and cultism maintained and sustained from one democratic dispensation to the other. Can you imagine that some roads in the Local governments and States are impassable in the midst of these sticking-rich politicians? In some States of the country, erosions have munched some chunks of land causing threats to human lives and properties. In another instance, the issue of power-generation has become pathological. For instance, the electricity poles that may have fallen down in the past two years would simply be abandoned to the poor villagers to reconstruct and maintain at their own expense. The elected representatives who ought to assist them, swagger around in their palatial buildings located strategically in the villages whenever they came visiting home. They are generally not concerned about the power-generation issue because they have a standby generator for themselves and their families to lighten up their homes to the entire exclusion of the impoverished villagers who ‘voted’ them into power; so no solace anywhere for the villagers.
These politicians visit their villages with a retinue of political thugs they brand as personal security. They relate last with his constituency publicly at the campaign podium where they were dancing with their rotund stomach, fattened waistline and watery eyes conspicuously filled with the rheum of lies and deception. Immediately, they are elected into public offices, they create a gulf between themselves and their constituencies - a political design of deliberate ostracism of the electorates. Even when they come to town, their personal security escorts prevent the villagers from accessing because they are not just regarded as nuisance but also claim to pose as security threats to them. They do not ever consider holding town-hall meetings to address the pressing needs of the constituencies where they are elected. This is absurdity in the highest order!
The public life of a typical Nigerian politician is quite disgusting. He is unfaithful as he is deceptive. This is why whoever plays a ‘fast one’ is always branded as a politician. He diverts the constituency votes he had debated at the floor of the House with all nerves standing all over his head and neck, pretending to give vent to his sincerity, to buy some estates in plum areas in the capital cities after collection, and the balance credited into the account of a whore who never knew how he came to power. He creates fictitious companies so as to stash away billions of stolen money as evidenced in the recent arrests and prosecutions of alleged looters by the country’s anti-graft Body, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). If not for the madness of these politicians, why can’t these fictitious companies be practically situated in their own communities, at the worst, to generate employment and consequent development of such places? This is the mindset and lifestyle of a typical or an average Nigerian politician, who needs to actually visit a psychiatric home.
To further emphasize the position of Mrs. Farida Waziri, the House of Representatives, the lower Chamber of the nation’s parliament is presently considering a bill for the granting of amnesty to looters of public treasury. Part of the conditions for the amnesty is that the self-confessed looter presents willingly himself to the Amnesty Office and confesses the amount stolen, without any verification from the government, or questioning about the source and even the amount of his loot. He declares 70% of the loot and presents same, which will be accepted by the office and the money invested to boost the economy of the country, and then he is left to go and enjoy the remaining undeclared loot. In the first instance, how will the Amnesty office truly determine 70% of the loot of these ‘repentant’ thieves? Is it not then right to test the mental stability of the proponents of this bill itself? Is the bill not contrary to political ethics and morality, not to talk more of its inconsistency with the stand of the federal Government on the war against corruption? Is Mrs. Waziri, therefore, not justified if she suggested that these politicians need go for mental assessment?
The Holy scriptures declare that “a good name is better than silver and gold”. The name of the wicked, greedy politicians will rot ultimately. Some years ago in a particular place, there was a man who indulged in this kind of social-political insanity to the extent that the empty water tanks in his house were fully and practically stocked with raw cash running into millions of Nigerian Naira. Nemesis, however, caught on him in the process of time and all his ill-gotten wealth vanished the same way he got it. Before the man died he became a pauper. The villagers then hired him for palm-wine tapping contract. He became subservient to the same villagers he hitherto had short-changed and abandoned in the days of his glory. This is a true story. Ill-gotten wealth will be relished, but definitely in ignoble living, confusion and in terminal diseases. This is why before some of these wicked politicians die, they will be sandwiched in the androgyny of the two eternities for a long time while silently groaning in this side of the divide. All ‘mad’ politicians will suffer similar fate. There is a way nature pays cheats, deceivers, mad men in the garb of politicians and in the name of politics.
In the foregoing circumstances, I subscribe to the opinion of Mrs. Waziri, that most, if not all aspirants into political offices in Nigeria should be subjected to psychiatric evaluation before being allowed to contest for public offices. The Independent National Electoral Commission has to review its Act to include this salient provision. If any suspect of mental imbalance is discovered, and perhaps the popular Psychiatric Hospital located in Yaba, Lagos, cannot handle his case because of the degree and duration of his  mental insanity, I propose a potent Psychiatric Peoples Home in Uselu, Benin-city in Edo State where chronic madness are treated with accustomed ease.
Some Nigerian political aspirants and the politicians need this cure!


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